Sunday, August 27, 2006

Before Brazilian Wax Advilor Tylenol

neyra_89 @ 2006-08-27T20: 59:00









In high school
Ouran High School, everything is on track, the country's richest families have been pointing their children there for generations previous
have left school and people who have made steps in the history of the capital. Both boys and girls live together for months and are maintained by the school facilities.


is a typical day, and three girls are under a tree, sitting on a picnic tablecloth, taking the perfect school uniform while eating delicacies prepared in the school cafeteria, laughing. A girl with glasses begins to speak:

Irene:

... the truth is that if you ... hear ... Where is Lourdes?

[Irene, Hobbies: We usually sit rather oddly and predicts the rain] Cris: ¿Lou? No se, me ha dicho que ahora venía que tenia que ir a buscar su uniforme, que sus padres se lo han enviado.   [Cristina, Aficiones: Reírse hasta de su sombra y practica taekondo]
Carol: Vaya, ¡Al fin se lo han traído!. Mira que no comprárselo antes de empezar el curso…. [Carol, Aficiones: Seguir los pasos de Dios Todopoderoso…pero tiene un látigo con el que no se sabe que hace en sus momentos íntimos, un misterio] Voz detrás de ellas: ¡Chicas ya estoy aquiiiii!
Las tres: * turn their heads * Hi Lou .... [black] · [] ·

... is the male uniform.

Cris: O.oUUUUU Carol: O__________O But what happened? This .... Everything old .... And ragged .... Lou: is the uniform of my older brother T___T .... As we had no money at home .... I sent my brother on ....
[His older brother attended the school thanks to his good grades, is now a famous environmentalist, not to create or display large differences between her and her brother, pointed to Ouran, but did not have enough money ...] Irene: But could have been sacrificed to buy the girl! [Her parents won the lottery and that she and her sister Claudia have had access to school]

Cris: The truth is yes!
[Has a scholarship at this school for its unsurpassed notes] Carol :
Do you want the whip? *
begins to remove the whip from his bag * [He went because his family helped a lot in his village church, and parishioners paid for her college entrance] All :

* looking at preparing the whip Carol * "This girl really is?" o.oUUU Lourdes:

T__T ... * sits next to them

* Well .... there's nothing else to do .... to fuck ... no money at home .... well the uniform is too much for me ... Irene: How sad .... this school gives disgusted by how expensive everything is ... .* look at some girls who go through the side and * laugh falsely Cris: Yeah ...
All: U_U * sigh * [GROUP OF pauper]
Sale clock bell is 11:00 * DING DONG ... .... DONG DANG ... ... .*
Carol:
'd better go to class, it's over lunch time ... Lourdes: I have not eaten almost anything ... ... .* stomach sounds * ... .. T___T jou

The girls walk down the aisle .... the students look at Lourdes and laugh. Lourdes: T__T This is humiliating ... .* stomach sounds * ... I'll get something to eat, now I come. * Run off

* Cris: Lou! But you'll be late! Lourdes: *

while running

* "Where was the kitchen ..."
going running dodging students, and it smells very well ....

Lourdes:

that is .... Cake! *___* * running to where the smell comes and sees a large door, opens it without seeing the sign that hung on her, when she closes the door is clearly the poster: HOST & FUN *

A lot of rose petals begin to surround Lourdes ...

Lourdes : eing "..? ___ * he looks forward * Three young people standing in front of you.

Three: Welcome to Host & ...! *

remain silent and look * An uncle? Lourdes: huh?! Host 2: Chief, is a boy ... Host 3: Xi ... Host 1: Boys, boys .... Silence * Lourdes approaches and grabs the chin * ... no matter the sex of our customers .... we have to be nice ....

Lourdes

* blushes and turns away * But what ...?! Host 1: But ... * starts to walk around it
* That strange young man .... Her clothes are the uniform of the collection of 1998 ... Are you going retro fashion? Lourdes: Y-me ... was my brother ... * conversation follows without knowing why
*

Host 2: Legacy "? *
has his arms crossed and looking over his shoulder with security
* Host 3:
It goes great! * Sitting on the couch
* Host 1: So .... Go ... * starts to move
* .... Is our first male client. ... And also .... .. Is ... well .... A very poor short!

Lourdes:
....
Host 1: * is beginning to look from all sides * So are the poor ?...*
* change of place ... have long hair as change of place ?...* * ... Are they so low ?....
Lourdes: * veins will begin to appear in the head
* leaves ... of .... Look at me .... like a monkey ... fair ... tight fists .* *
Suddenly some peanuts fall at his feet
Lourdes: * look where peanuts have fallen * Host 2 and 3:
* throw peanuts, with rose petals * Host 1: * still watching spellbound * * ___ * ohh ....
Lourdes: * has a twitch in his mouth * .... And .... And .... RIGHT NOW! * raises his arms and pushes the host 1, which is faced against a bookcase and then falls all the porcelain
*

CLANG CLANG CLANG * ... .*

Hosts 2 and 3: [... ....]
* are rotated slowly Lourdes * Lourdes *
reacts * O_o Lourdes: ·[]·
In class, Lourdes's desk is empty, and the clock strikes 11:30 ...

The three girls:

... "Where is he?"



Host 1:
NOW !....* out a handkerchief and wipes a tear * This is beautiful ... but we did what we could .... do not get to be as beautiful as us ....

Lourdes: *

indescribable face, is dressed in the uniform again, even with long hair, the host 2 and 3 are each in a

hand, as if she had dressed and arranged * Host 1: * walking from one place to another

* From now on you will host No. 4, because the dishes ... .... was a legacy of my family .... T___T ... .*

dramatic pose * And you've broken the! * dives, dramatic violin music, a spotlight around him, while crying disconsolately * Lourdes: UUUU ___ Host 1: So ... .* normal again put * will make the mess, working for us ... *
quietly and giving back * ... plus we have many still need hosts and staff .... lol ¬ _ ¬ ... * evil face , turn again with angelic face * So ... AHRO think your punishment ... ... young Lourdes : host? ... but I ... I'm one ... .* * tries to speak
Host 1: AH! * Interrupts * I forgot one detail of your appearance! * gives two pats on the air * Please guys! You hear something that cuts the air .... Then you see the floor of the room .... From which Host 2 quickly, elegantly, put a shovel in a brown hair fall ...

Lourdes: [blue scissors on the bottom] .... eh ?.....* rubs his head and sees that .... long hair ... no longer ... .* [the bottom as the glass is broken, leaving black] ... ..¡¡¡ AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! ... .. MI HAIR! Host 3: *

with scissors to face not care anything

* Host 2: * elegantly holding the shovel * Host 1: to heavy hair do not favor anything, dear ... * gives a rose * Lourdes: But ... but ... but ... .* left speechless and get the pink * ... .* ;____; his face becomes suddenly murdered and rose to know how to burn the evil aura *
[lightning + REVENGE] Toc toc toc * *

Host 1:
Open the doors! ^ O ^ Host 2: * opens the door to a lot of girls * Girls:
[hearts] ZELL-SAMAAAA! > Or \u0026lt;* come running to Host 1, pushing their way
Lourdes * Lourdes:

* on the ground, rises * .... But what ...?

Host 1: princesses! I had done so much less ....

[Zell, host 1, Dubbed, King, Prince, host of royalty, 80% of clients always come to him] Girls: KYYYYAAA! Lourdes But where did I get?! Host 2: * behind her * This is a club ... called Host Host & Fun Lourdes What? ___ Host 2: * with a book in his hand
* Host: Young beautiful deal to have a good time for young women and wealthy clients who are ...
Lourdes: Hey ... *
* grabs the book is blank! ¬ _ ¬
Host 2: This is our definition of host .... By the way, my name is Jose. Girls on a sofa: JOSEEE-KUUUN! Jose:
Okay ... if you'll excuse me ... *
goes with these girls * [Jose, host 2, Nicknamed: the mystery blue eyes, is popular for being smart in everything does]

Lourdes: ___ ... .* looks at him and go to Host 3, which is set under his belt there hung a stuffed mini headless * And you are ...? Host ¬___¬ 3: * it happens
* Lourdes: ....
Girls on a table: KIRBY Chaa! PASTEL TO HAVE IT! ^ _ ^ Kirby: * goes with them, and without saying anything, start eating cake * [real name unknown, Nickname: Kirby, is the smallest of the group, although it seems edge clients go crazy for their child or looking at times dangerous, his was a teddy bear Winnie the pooh .... but now he has his head] Girl: Kyaa >. \u0026lt;
Lourdes: * see the panorama * ·__· Lourdes: ¬_____¬ ....
Zell: You ... .* you sit with them * .... It is a commoner! Who knew!
Girls: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!
Girl 1: never seen one!
Girl 2: thought they had three eyes! Girl 3:
What's your name? ^ O ^ Zell: Well ... .*
turns to Lourdes * What is your name? · __ · Lourdes: Well ... my name is Lourdes. [FLASH Vengeful] ... .. Alex! My name is Alex! Zell: I prefer to call
Plebe-chan! Girls: KYYYAAA mob-CHAN! L! Alex: Plebe ... What? * Starts to annoy * Zell: Until you prove your level and your host will call mob-chan ... ^ _ ^ .... So pay your debt, which will end when you have a hundred clients, we make the messenger and ... . get more hosts ... which will also have to get a hundred clients ....
L! Alex: WHAT?! Zell: Plebe-chan! Do not be so outrageous please! Go get more clients .... And bring me this ... * gives you a shopping list
L! * Alex: *
out, slamming the door * ... I'll finish with you ... especially you .... [Image modified -> * Zell laughing evilly and walking around with petals around with girls by praising him as a slave *] ... revenge will be sweet ....
While .... Carol, Irene and Chris are in the room they share near Lourdes. Irene: * reading a book on her bed *
Cris: * practicing steps
taekondo * Carol:
* waxing his whip *

The door opens and in walks ... L! Alex ....

L! Alex: buenaa! Three:
.... AN UNCLE! * start throwing around L! * Alex:
AH! NO GIRLS! Stop! * get a pot on his head and loses consciousness *
Three:
* approaching and surrounding
* Carol :
* touched with the whip * Is ... Dead? Cris:
... no ... but when I wake up .... I finish off! Irene:
A second ... .* approaches and sees his face in his neck is a necklace that ... * .... "Lourdes ...?
Three: [waves]
¿¿¡¿¿¿¡¿ QUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ??!?!?!?!!?!
Lourdes: .@.... [COLD] stomach * noise *






... In the next chapter.

Irene:
Host club
?....¿ "That thing is that?
Lourdes: is a horrible place where there are some guys who are believed gods Claim revenge! Zell: But if we are super good .... Plebe-chan .... Do you know who is this little container that you bring us?
L! Alex: Well .... Instant Coffee ...
Customers: oooooooooh! Carol: revenge will help you with Lou! Cris:

But what shall we do?

Irene: Wait! I have an idea ....! Kirby: Alex-chan! Want some cake?
L! Alex: No, thank you .... By the way Zell .... I have a new Host to appear ...
I! Edward: Hello, my name is Edward. Zell: In the next chapter "
not play with the feelings of the mob, revenge begins Host & Fun " .... These commoners ...
Girls: WE ARE NOT Commoners !

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